Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Remake In Negotiations for Director, Seals Its Doom
I love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, OK? I love them. I’ve played all the video games, I own the movies that matter (he third one can be erased from existence for all I care), and my clear favorite...
View ArticleWoman (Or Possible Oompa Loompa) Takes 5 Year Old Tanning
If you haven’t heard already, then you know now. Patricia Krentcil, wanna-be oompa loompa, took her 5 year old daughter tanning and is facing the possibility of up to 10 years in prison due to...
View ArticleDisney’s Touche Turns Your Life Into Touch Technology
Disney recently unveiled this week it’s latest design in touch technology; Touche. Touche would let tech developers turn just about anything into a touchscreen, or in some cases, nothing at all....
View ArticleThe Zombie Apocalypse Events are Multiplying
Just a few days ago, we let you know about the crazy guy in Miami who ate the face off some other dude and had to be shot more than once in order to get him to stop. I guess faces are just that tasty...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus is Engaged, Poor Liam Hemsworth
Look, I was a little too old for the Hannah Montana craze that happened. I was past the prime target audience for that show, not to mention I don’t think the Disney Channel was something that was often...
View ArticleEuropean Court Issues Blocking Order Against The Pirate Bay, Torrent...
News is traveling fast around the Internet about a European court calling for the blocking of The Pirate Bay on certain ISPs. There are already a few different UK ISPs blocking the site, the latest...
View ArticleJack Osbourne Has Been Diagnosed With Multiple Sclerosis
Here’s a story that’s been passing around for the past couple of days; Jack Obsbourne, son of Ozzy Obsbourne, has been diagnosed with MS at the young age of 26 (and as I’m 25, this scares the bajeezus...
View ArticleJohn Travolta Hit With Yet Another Sexual Assault Lawsuit
John Travolta is not the guy he used to be. Oh how far some stars fall. He’s been hit with yet another sexual assault lawsuit, after the two that came out involving 2 masseuses. This time, a cruise...
View ArticleCleaning Cat Litter Can Make Women Suicidal
A study recently came out that cleaning cat poop out of a litter box can potentially make you suicidal. If you are a woman, that is. As if we don’t have it hard enough, what with all the fun things we...
View ArticleDaniel Tosh Gets In Trouble For Rape Joke
In other news, the world is still uptight as hell. OK, here’s what happened. Daniel Tosh was performing stand up at the Laugh Factory and a woman in the audience came out and said; “Tosh [started]...
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